My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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