Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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