I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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