i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
tell me about the fingering
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