problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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