Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
All I want is dick and wine.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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