We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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