Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Never underestimate the power of titties
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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