She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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