So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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