Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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