porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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