I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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