And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I believe in your delicious
Sex in the backyard? Check.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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