I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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