Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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