I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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