dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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