It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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