She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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