Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
everyone is single if you try hard enough
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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