This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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