HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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