he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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