Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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