Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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