um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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