I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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