Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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