whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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