Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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