Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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