All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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