My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be naked everywhere
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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