So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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