Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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