I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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