I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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