Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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