She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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