jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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