Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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