i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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