Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Im part way to drunk.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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