He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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