I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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