But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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