i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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