i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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