I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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