I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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