So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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